Switching birth controls is making my hormones batshit crazy.

Due to a brief mix-up with my health insurance, I've gone off of my beloved NuvaRing for the month and I'm suddenly thrown back into having the libido of a 14-year-old boy and wanting to drink a bottle of wine and cry because I'm single and unlaid.  On the other hand, I don't have to put makeup on every morning, worry about any flirtatious conquests having sexually transmitted infections, or share said wine with anyone else.  And you know what?  I've got stacks of horror movies and free streaming porn, so fuck it.

Take that, NuvaRing.